Thursday, March 31, 2011

Ladies, would you like me to teach you how to use the Urinal?

Yesterday i had a call of nature. So like all good civilized American's i desperatley looked for a coke bottle but alas none was to be found. So i trudged my way through a gruesome 20 feet to get to the nearest restroom. At this point in time thinking "I'll go to the restroom, go back to class, go home, go to work and then wake up in the morning and go to the visitation. God life sucks." So as usual I just throw the door open and walk into the restroom and i see some women standing in front of the sink. I immediately pause and have to stop to be 100% sure im not just losing it. So before the door swings shut i poke my head out double check the sign. (It was men's) then look back inside the restroom.

While im doing this the entire time im being completely ignored as they are all huddled around the sink staring at something. So of course by standing and staring im thinking i should really tell them, but i dont want to seem like a perv. (Even though it was the men's restroom.)Do i just go to the restroom and act like nothing happened? Hell i even considered they might be some dude's with a hobby as sad as it is..However in the end i took a deep breath and grunted in the classic male greeting of a eh-umm. They all stopped looked up and stared at me. Cept one, she was still caught up in the short burnette's item in hand before she looked up and joined them.

At this point it is extremely akward, i mean i feel like i could reach out and grab the tension in the air. At this point im just standing there cursing my own stupidity and hesitation when the short burnette with way too much mascara (that black eye liner) asks me flat out "Why would you walk into the women's bathroom?" I remained silent for a minute and i couldnt help but kinda grin as i saw my ticket to victory! (At this point the conversation was a war -.- !) I said to the young lady "Since when do you use a urinal?" and simply walked out (to head down to the next restroom another agonizing 3 hallways down. On my brisk walk i hear behind me the bathroom door crack and turn to see four women scuttle straight across the hall to the proper facility. (I smiled thinking, Hey i bet this would be an awsome blog post!)

Now that i think about it i wish i knew what they were looking at..Any ideas?

1 comment:

StillaStef said...

very funny, i lke your blog : )