Recently due to the big enviromentalism movement in america, we have taken a large and significant increase in our awareness on animal abuse. However realization is not taking action. Today is not a post about a funny event that happened yesterday, or a funny event from a year ago, a political fiasco or an argumentive video (love those). Today i've decided to increase awareness of a horrible practice going on in china and will be providing several links to websites that you may donate to that help fight against it. Some people may disagree that this is out of context but i argue, this site focuses on things people do, the great, the small, the little and the astounding.
Please realize this video is extremely GRAPHIC content!
Please visit this website below
http://www.aspca.org
please sign this petition below! Free to sign!
http://www.petitiononline.com/savecats/petition.html
Things people do, honestly.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Ladies, would you like me to teach you how to use the Urinal?
Yesterday i had a call of nature. So like all good civilized American's i desperatley looked for a coke bottle but alas none was to be found. So i trudged my way through a gruesome 20 feet to get to the nearest restroom. At this point in time thinking "I'll go to the restroom, go back to class, go home, go to work and then wake up in the morning and go to the visitation. God life sucks." So as usual I just throw the door open and walk into the restroom and i see some women standing in front of the sink. I immediately pause and have to stop to be 100% sure im not just losing it. So before the door swings shut i poke my head out double check the sign. (It was men's) then look back inside the restroom.
While im doing this the entire time im being completely ignored as they are all huddled around the sink staring at something. So of course by standing and staring im thinking i should really tell them, but i dont want to seem like a perv. (Even though it was the men's restroom.)Do i just go to the restroom and act like nothing happened? Hell i even considered they might be some dude's with a hobby as sad as it is..However in the end i took a deep breath and grunted in the classic male greeting of a eh-umm. They all stopped looked up and stared at me. Cept one, she was still caught up in the short burnette's item in hand before she looked up and joined them.
At this point it is extremely akward, i mean i feel like i could reach out and grab the tension in the air. At this point im just standing there cursing my own stupidity and hesitation when the short burnette with way too much mascara (that black eye liner) asks me flat out "Why would you walk into the women's bathroom?" I remained silent for a minute and i couldnt help but kinda grin as i saw my ticket to victory! (At this point the conversation was a war -.- !) I said to the young lady "Since when do you use a urinal?" and simply walked out (to head down to the next restroom another agonizing 3 hallways down. On my brisk walk i hear behind me the bathroom door crack and turn to see four women scuttle straight across the hall to the proper facility. (I smiled thinking, Hey i bet this would be an awsome blog post!)
Now that i think about it i wish i knew what they were looking at..Any ideas?
While im doing this the entire time im being completely ignored as they are all huddled around the sink staring at something. So of course by standing and staring im thinking i should really tell them, but i dont want to seem like a perv. (Even though it was the men's restroom.)Do i just go to the restroom and act like nothing happened? Hell i even considered they might be some dude's with a hobby as sad as it is..However in the end i took a deep breath and grunted in the classic male greeting of a eh-umm. They all stopped looked up and stared at me. Cept one, she was still caught up in the short burnette's item in hand before she looked up and joined them.
At this point it is extremely akward, i mean i feel like i could reach out and grab the tension in the air. At this point im just standing there cursing my own stupidity and hesitation when the short burnette with way too much mascara (that black eye liner) asks me flat out "Why would you walk into the women's bathroom?" I remained silent for a minute and i couldnt help but kinda grin as i saw my ticket to victory! (At this point the conversation was a war -.- !) I said to the young lady "Since when do you use a urinal?" and simply walked out (to head down to the next restroom another agonizing 3 hallways down. On my brisk walk i hear behind me the bathroom door crack and turn to see four women scuttle straight across the hall to the proper facility. (I smiled thinking, Hey i bet this would be an awsome blog post!)
Now that i think about it i wish i knew what they were looking at..Any ideas?
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Upside down rocket, honestly..
My lil brother last july bought some rockets from out of state and brought them in town. At night we went out to shoot them with the tube launcher and everything ya know. Then of course it was illegal they were the real deal as well. The $100 dollar fireworks. Well anyhow we were shooting em off and of course all the neighborhood kids come to see and one of them is the daughter of a family friend. So of course my brother is hesitant but allows her to shoot one off anyway. We both clearly explain to her how to properlly drop the rocket when lit then to run. So me and him stand WAY back. (She has a history of injuring herself). Well she starts the fuse then drops the rocket into the tube and runs. So my brother and I are watching thinking okay lets watch er go. We wait a good 10 seconds then all of a sudden we see flames start to spew out the top of the launcher. It only took us about 5 seconds to realize what was happening. SHE PUT IT IN UPSIDE DOWN! Of course we run and we are fine but the launcher is blown up and there is a small crater in the middle of our grandmothers yard etc. which was just great cause me and my brother were NOT suppose to be shooting the fireworks off in the yard, we were NOT suppose to let anyone else touch them, we were NOT to be shooting off the $100 fireworks and best part is we even tried to collect the clumps of grass from our neighbors yard to hide the hole. Needless to say we were busted.
I mean how the hell do you drop a rocket in upside down! Are some people just stupid, i mean come on honestly!
Have you guys ever been to a party celebration and seen something so stupid?
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I mean how the hell do you drop a rocket in upside down! Are some people just stupid, i mean come on honestly!
Have you guys ever been to a party celebration and seen something so stupid?
Feel free to click on comments to comment below.
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